Please Don't Touch That Avatar

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Why wasn't your first time good?

Asked by Anonymous

First times are never good

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Assumption: your first time wasn't that great

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So we were sitting in class today



and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went


and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 


Why are you looking for a job again?

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Assumption: you lost your virginity before college

Asked by Anonymous

Hahahahahahahahahaha no

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At this point I’d be happy to just get a response from one of the places I’ve applied to that says “naw queer we ain’t gonna interview you”

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sext: let’s watch house hunters international together

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Can I touch that? ;)

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assumption: people ask you at least daily if they can touch that

Asked by homosexuous

Nope, maybe monthly if that. 

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26 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them

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no one seems to care if they are guys 

reminder that rape and sexual abuse happens to everyone, not just girls

I think the disturbing part is how very similar the threats are.

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People be wanting the character roster to be like