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Why wasn't your first time good?

Asked by Anonymous

First times are never good

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Assumption: your first time wasn't that great

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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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Why are you looking for a job again?

Asked by Anonymous

N/A

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Assumption: you lost your virginity before college

Asked by Anonymous

Hahahahahahahahahaha no

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At this point I’d be happy to just get a response from one of the places I’ve applied to that says “naw queer we ain’t gonna interview you”

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miucciapet:

sext: let’s watch house hunters international together

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Can I touch that? ;)

Asked by Anonymous

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assumption: people ask you at least daily if they can touch that

Asked by homosexuous

Nope, maybe monthly if that. 

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ohmymckirk:

so-um-yeah:

aloistrancyhive:

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26 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/male-survivors-of-sexual-assault-quoting-the-people-who-a

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no one seems to care if they are guys 

reminder that rape and sexual abuse happens to everyone, not just girls

I think the disturbing part is how very similar the threats are.

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obligatori:

People be wanting the character roster to be like

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