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dw:

how to tell if he has a small dick

dw:

how to tell if he has a small dick

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Trying to get Genesect, Manaphy, and shinies. 

Top row: 6iv
Bottom row: Shiny

Trying to get Genesect, Manaphy, and shinies.

Top row: 6iv
Bottom row: Shiny

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I was just looking through your instagram, you are so fucking cute. What is that tattoo on your forearm, have you ever posted a picture of it?

Asked by Anonymous

Thank you, sugar peach pie. I’ll post a photo.

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werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

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gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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undeadthug:

celebstarlets:

8/24/14 - Tyler Oakley at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards in LA.



Who wore it better

undeadthug:

celebstarlets:

8/24/14 - Tyler Oakley at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards in LA.

Who wore it better