Please Don't Touch That

Last night I got dressed up and was a little worried no one would get my costume because there’s a fine line between Ron Swanson, Hitler, and child molester and I wasn’t quite sure what side I fell on. On my way up the stairs to the first party we went to someone stopped me and asked if I was Ron Swanson and said it was “Literally the best costume.” I’m excited to go out again tonight to an even nerdier frat where everyone is going to know who I am.

Today

I’m going home for the first time in a couple months to raid my and my dad’s closets for a Halloween costume.

While I’m home I’m taking a few food photos to finish up a freelance project due in 9 days.

Then we’re going to see Kathy Griffin live for the second time at Foxwoods.